come around

Please visit McRon's seKret blog at mc-nanimous.livejournal.com , he is a swinging single with lots of love to give. He has done me all the favours in the world and it is time i do something for him which is to advertise my fake brother.

A very big shout-out to you all gorgeous chicks out there, if you are.............

1) pleasant looking ( McRon is not big on looks but still try to be up there with his standard, he is MIXED for God's sake, yes, he is of mexican/scottish/chinese/portugese descent, he is godly.)

2) very boobilicious ( at least C, nothing less.)

3) good heart

4) dont smoke

5) no tattoos ( he might consider letting you tattoo his name on your ass-crack.)

6) great kisser ( McRon is a superb kisser himself, he expects nothing less from his spouse.)

7) not a big spender ( McRon is a miser.)

8) no bixsexuals please ( he hates lesbians, okay, only bungs, he likes pure hot lesbians though, he is an animal.)

9) loyal and non-cheating ( he has been cheated on 3 times in his miserable life, dont make it 4.)

10) suck up to ivan ( the last and most important factor for he will lead you to McRon's jungle)

PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 81001215 FOR AUDITIONS. I SAY CHEERS MATE:)

my sweet lil brother

Yesterday, my fake brother broke up with his long time girlfriend, longest for his case. I shant point fingers at anybody becos if i do, i can be very crude. But oh wells, for my buddy's sake, i shall just shut my mouth. Still i feel that the person ought to be ashamed of herself. Okay that's the most i will go.

Cheers to more beer drinking sessions with chuan zai from now on. Girls oh girls, they are like diamond. Pretty to look at but hard to swallow, literally. Sage soh is indeed wise.........


//EDIT

I have changed my mind and decided to blast people. Firstly, all bungs should die, okay not all, i will let a few nice ones live. Secondly, it is not an excuse to like 2 people at a time and cheat on either one. Make a choice, girls fucking suck at that. Stop finding excuses and lies to cover up, you might not have the balls to admit your mistakes, but at least have a heart to do so. My oh my, becos of you, my brother is going to work full-time and he drinks beer every night to ease his pain. I thought you were a nice girl, but in the end, like all the other girls before, you just want to break the emo boy's heart. But rest assure, i will make sure he moves on like a flash for he is my buddy buddy. Sorry, just couldnt take it lying down.

of course i knew, i clearly knew

If you have noticed from my last entry, i had 10 comments. 2 from myself, 3 from carrie fatshit and fugging 5 from McRon the lifeless bitch. It is clearly evident that he is really emo and need to stop ranting on his own secret blog ( you can ask me for the address) and also mine.

Master drift king soh is going to drive for the first time tmr. Suck on that. And apparently i type very formally, almost like a newspaper i say. To all the critics out there, go suck on yourselves. No actually, go suck on yourself, Maggi, -hair stands, vibrate with spasms, rolls eyes. Hearing people call you that gives me bad vibes ifyougetwhatimean. I had to force myself to call you that. Mcster is weird too. Guess i will just stick to the classic, chuan zai. So old school, i like.

honky tonky

There's nothing to blog about but to satisfy my hungry readers out there (yes, reverse psychology) , i have decided to do what bloggers nowadays love doing. RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME-SELF, and again, i stress i love doing this to bits.

1) I squat on the toilet bowl when i shit and throw some tissue paper in first so that there would not be any decoil.

2) I altered my jeans 5 times due to my constant pursuit for perfection ( the jeans is still not perfect)

3) I always dream that i am a rock star, only this time round, McRon is the drummer and i am the lead singer.

4) The first website i always visit is soccernet.com

5) I love to stalk people using friendster. haw haw.

6) You can rubbish off all of the above becos there are no random facts about ivan, only fun facts, which is random facts. bahhhh. I dunch know what i am talking about.

an emo entry

Ivan is cocky, full of himself and is a lazy pigfucker. He cannot take critisism and is very stubborn. He refuses to admit his mistake and always argue.

Chuan zai sure is right, a tyrant like me has sure met his challenge. For so long, i had everything my way and now, it is time i bootlick other people. Though this is seriously going against my very big ego, i am going to do it like a real man. Time to step up to the test, go go jiayouzx!

viva la raza mc-nanimous

I am sure you folks out there have either heard about or seen for yourselves that the sister blog of stereofused.blogspot.com , mc-nanimous.blogspot.com has just terminated itself. The chairman, McRon aka the man with too much love to give, has decided that it was best way out. I am very perturbed by the fact that i have no more role model and all of sudden, i have lost all direction in life, i am so lost. Dont close down, i mittttt you. OH WELLS, I WILL CLOSE DOWN MY BLOODY BLOG TOO.

naw, just kidding, i love blogging. Go suck on yourself mc-nanimous, nobody cares since no one reads your blog except jeremy the old chef, you slimeball. Okay before mcron does his oh-so-typical-blast-ivan-back-in-his-big-pimply-face act, i have to stop. And yes, happy fucking new year.

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS ( love doing this to bits )

1. pass my driving test and learn to drift before mcron does

2. survive in tekong

3. acceptable A grades

4. visit thailand again

5. buy more cool polos

6. eat more tuh kar rice

7. cultivate a beer belly

8. earn more money

9. shoot the fucking chef at my work place

10. find a few good souls willing to countdown with me for 2008

Thank you very much, bye world:)