cleaner soh

I never thought i would be able to use these words. Yes, i have been working these few days. It wasnt all that smooth sailing cos i get screwed almost everyday. Trainee soh has to pull up his smelly old socks. There is nothing to talk about work, lets talk about Christmas then. Christmas dinner at McRon's house was a blast as we fufilled our dreams of having an alco-pop night.

No, i wasnt lying.

twenty-fiveish

Thailand was good. Nice and smoky city. Bargaining till saturation point where you just want to throw money in their faces when they quote you ridiculous prices. Booze and ladies everywhere, i love my booze yes. I am a boozer. Anyways, i would love to go back to thailand again, only this time, 0 days 8 nights.

suck on that people, dont figure.

life is seriously a bitch

Firstly, i expected a oh-so-fugging hawt eurasian but i got "shio bazzzz" instead. And just today, i fail my mofo-fugging basic theory test which i practically know everything. What's worse is that halfway through soccer, it rained. Fuck the world. I am a hateful person, i hate everybody and tmr, i am escaping to the land of smiles. woofoo doofus i say.

Heard that the crew on Tiger airways speak hokkien, i am very excited. I might just ask them to suck on theirs:)

life's a bitch

DAY ONE:

I am at home, going to scruffys later for training.

DAY TWO:

I am at home, going for my basic theory test later.

DAY THREE:

I am at home, going airport later. My flight is at 2.55pm.

DAY FOUR:

I am at bangkok, buying really cool shirts and shoes.

DAY FIVE:

I am at bangkok still, watching tiger show.

DAY SIX:

AH WELLS, go simulate my life you people. IT SUXORS.

DAY SEVEN, DAY EIGHT, DAY NINE, DAY TEN...............




ivan teabag signing off-

target found

Starting work at scruffys murphy soon, very sweet. Looks like i have been receiving raving comments on my nicely waxed/gelled hair which i spent 987921321 hours styling and profiling. I wasnt born with great hair like McRon. Nicely curled, not too much, not too little, just right there. People say his fringe is his greatest attribute, i beg to differ. I say it's his face.

McRon says he is going to form a band soon and sing live at Indochine. I fully support him and i will be his manager. Oh wells, all this hype about McRon. Boring. Soccer is a yes yes soon since han ge ge is back from his trip to Bali and i say if he tries to cancel any sessions due to his niggling injuries, i will banish him to the bench. Captain soh's orders.

zomg, i am godly

These past days has been a whirl, i dont remember which day is which cos all of them seemed the same to me. Maybe becos i have been doing the same old stuff over and over again.

Fast forward to prom which was not worth commenting on except i saw some really pretty people and some not so pretty ones. Dang, the worse thing is that i am classified in neither catergories becos i belong to another league called the invisibles. The food was probably my only solace as flashes of cameras went about. And yes, i was asked to help take photographs and not to be photographed. I think i have accquired great photography skills after much training yesterday. bah bah rah rah. Rest of the time was spent girl-watching and stoning. I suck. I know that. BB knows it too. Post prom was much more fun as we pumped our way to greatness. Call to greatness i say. To all the people who enjoyed prom, godspeed to your future endeavours and may you guys have more enjoyable proms to come. Let me be the waiter. I love banquets.