big yellow taxi

killing brain cells, gorging buffet dinner, shoulder brushing experience with billionaires, pooling howlers, mini K-boxing, being geisha-ish and clownish, wolfing down on tuh karr rice.

This summed up my 2 days. I see that this is the new style of blogging. Saves time and space. very good and very sweet. All the bb-s must be proud.

the real sexx

Tall models and me being short yes. It has all being talked and discussed and debated about on mc-nanimous.blogspot.com. Kindly refer to that site for more info. I suck. I should just pop calcium pills or something. I still harbour a tinge of hope that i might still grow in army. Yes, you tell McRon that and he ll blast you in your face, no questions asked. But me aint no giving up, me is going to strive to be a taller man. Not just ryan the short fart in McRon's imaginary OC world( by the way, McRon is Sethy(so he claims) and his girlfriend which is my da sao is Summer. I havent found my coop yet.) Oh wells, i dont want to be a short and buffed man. Girls seem to be growing taller these days or maybe i am shrinking. bah pffftttt woots. HAW HAW.

signing off,
THE REAL SEXX __

the man

The ang moh 'infernal affairs' was a blast. The gun shots to the head and watching the blood splurt out like tomato juice was nothing short of fun. The chick in the show was hot and when she took off her pants, i also followed suit. Yanny sheng birthday today and we treated him to seoul garden. Highlight of the day was seeing how Terence unleash the hainanese eating machine in him. STUDY.

serial dater

Right. So friday was graduation day and i almost couldnt make it to the ceremony becos i was "barred" due to my absence from school for more than 3 days without MC. Luckily smart me came up with a bulletproof excuse which i shall not disclose. Anyway, the ceremony was negligible. Cameras was flashing everywhere in school and felt like red carpet for a while as the girls wanted photos with you. But being a plain joe, the fame was short-lived as they scattered off after you posed as their models. The world is indeed a beauty contest. haw haw. Check out my lovely classmates. (excluding the one in the last picture)

Saturday and Sunday was both spent studying. I went to bark's cafe at changi road for dinner just now and i saw the prettiest waitress i have ever seen in my entire life. She is so pretty and her voice is so schweet i say. I wish she could just stand there and keep taking my orders forever, refilling my jug, my father and mother's jugs, okay preferably my jug only, and asking me if she could clear my plates. I wanted to tell her that she could clear me as well and take me home. DANGS. HOLY CRIKES SNAKES BEARS. It makes me want to work at bark's cafe.

good ol' xxx

I think McRon's gonna surpass me in our mini race in you know what. He smell of good ol' xxx recently, i think he is da god. Hes godly, hes pawning, owning and good-gaming all of us. I am a free frag.

My entry has no meaning at all whatsoever. Nobody reads it anyways. Ivan loves to entertain himself. Hes self delusional. He suffers from sichzoemaewakw, however you spelt that condition. His brain is really made of shit and i think he should ferk off and die. Okay! I think i need more friends and it might contradicting the entry i wrote before but when a man needs more friends, he needs more friends. Why? i have absolutely no idea.

hazy haze

The haze is really hazy and it's too hazy for my liking, though i want it to be really hazy for the rest of the week cos i dont want to go to school. Went studying with the tennis god today. No comments cos when it comes to studying, dont harp on the topic cos it's getting really sensitive at this period. Without knowing, you might be called a competitive bastard, closet mugger, selfish biatch ecetera ecetera. I gannnnnn scared.

On to another topic, i saw this really ugly couple making out on the bus. The guy thought he was a sex god and kept making out with his ugly sex slave in public. But cool me did not give them the attention they wanted. I slept throughout the journey. Okay it wasnt such an interesting topic but nothing interesting ever happens in my life. So yeah, this is the most interesting yet.

my fat friend

Yup. You got it right there. The fat one is circled in red. She asked for an entry about her so here goes. I have a classmate called Chua Carrie. She claims that she has no chinese name and wants to act ang moh. She is very fat as you can see from my entry title and for solid evidence, you can check out her one tonne each arms and her multiple tyres round her waist. I shall not divulge her weight but yes, she is above 60 kg.

Okay. On a good note, she is my good fat friend. Thank you, fat shit, for being a good friend. I promise to help you lose weight so that you can fit into your ugly prom dress:)))

(Please dont whine to me and ask me to delete this. You asked for it) HAW HAW.

some serious fo' sheazy

I am going to blast McRon on my blog today since i promised him so. He is going to pang seh me for his chick tmr and leave me to study alone. Some serious shit i say cos since i once pang sehed him for *****, it's like some deja vu now. KARMA i say. And bros before the hoes you say? I say you take tt and shine it up real nice and shaft it up your ass sideways. now suck on THAT, mofo. \m/

P.S. it may seem i hate McRon to the bones but trust me, the above all are just a gimmick. Oh wells, McRon still suxors.