come around

Please visit McRon's seKret blog at mc-nanimous.livejournal.com , he is a swinging single with lots of love to give. He has done me all the favours in the world and it is time i do something for him which is to advertise my fake brother.

A very big shout-out to you all gorgeous chicks out there, if you are.............

1) pleasant looking ( McRon is not big on looks but still try to be up there with his standard, he is MIXED for God's sake, yes, he is of mexican/scottish/chinese/portugese descent, he is godly.)

2) very boobilicious ( at least C, nothing less.)

3) good heart

4) dont smoke

5) no tattoos ( he might consider letting you tattoo his name on your ass-crack.)

6) great kisser ( McRon is a superb kisser himself, he expects nothing less from his spouse.)

7) not a big spender ( McRon is a miser.)

8) no bixsexuals please ( he hates lesbians, okay, only bungs, he likes pure hot lesbians though, he is an animal.)

9) loyal and non-cheating ( he has been cheated on 3 times in his miserable life, dont make it 4.)

10) suck up to ivan ( the last and most important factor for he will lead you to McRon's jungle)

PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 81001215 FOR AUDITIONS. I SAY CHEERS MATE:)