stereofused

FUHHHHH

2007-08-12T15:54:00.000+08:00

Towers yesterday at DXO was the UP thing. 3,6,9, prancing around the empty dancefloor, strange glances from minahs.

Today. i added a stranger on friendster. I am fast becoming a desperate beng. Help me, but she is darn cute, blame it on my itchy finger. ARGH, i should just go jump off a MRT platform and kill myself.

Life in combat engineers hasnt been all that bad, considering the number of OFF days we had and the days spent bumming at NDP. BPC starting on aug 20th, woofoo doofus!

army daze

2007-06-03T01:18:00.000+08:00

Hello all, i am back with a bang. Recently, i was checking my comment board, there were a few funky comments hitting back at me. Please kindly read the post namely, 'career ended' to get a better view of what is happening.

Yeah so talking about the handful few who just refuses to put on their funky names and blast people. I know i have a bloody CB mouth blah blah blah. You can go on and whine about how i commented on the scruffys people and all, but nothing's going to change the fact that you all are screwed up people. But hey, not all of them are rotten, just a handful few as always. Of course there are nice people around, but to those fucktards that i pin-pointed at, i abide by my stand. You can say that i dont look at myself before pointing fingers, but alas! you dont look at yourself before pin-pointing me either. So yeah, lets just keep this as nothing personal but just a review of your work ethics. Before you go on and say, 'ivan should just keep his foul mouth shut and stop ranting, because he isnt any good at his work either', you should just give up because i love to thrash talk and there is nothing you can do about it bitches. haw haw. __

One more thing, F n B sucks cock big time. Dudes and Dudettes out there, before you consider taking up a part-time job in the F n B industry during your term break or something, think twice because they treat you like dogs unless of cos you are gay, lesbian or have this amazing talent called 'two-facing', dont ever try it out. Not at scruffys at least.

Anyways, so ready for my 24km route march next friday. Army wasnt that bad after all.

he threw his hands up in the air to unleash his pathetic armpit hair

2007-03-07T14:16:00.001+08:00

when i say Pj you say yo! Pj yo! Pj yo!
when i say Pj you say zai! Pj zai! Pj zai!
when i say Pj you say lucky! Pj lucky! Pj lucky! ohhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHh PEEEEJAYYYY!

surprise! they are going back to bangkok (AGAIN)! please bomb ivan, brendon and mcron. they are all smelly and evil. hope you like my entry for you vanity. inspired by the top hit site, mc-nanimous.

much love,
weaving maid (HAHA!)

sweet schtuff

2007-03-01T19:29:00.000+08:00

Today, i swear i did not see beah loong drive and do the crank course. He was turning his steering wheel like a helpless girl learning to drive for the first time. So good, so nice.

Tmr will be it. I am hoping i do okay, say maybe BBC? That will be good. Be on the other hand, good things dont happen to me. Results will just be just results however important you think of it as. By the time you finish NS (for guys) , you will forget that you got your results. But then again, one shouldnt act too nonchalant about issues like this. And anyways, i got a improvement award of 200 cold hard cash, even though i deproved. That is also very sweet, very nice.

On a very bright side, me, McRon and my cousin will embark on our swingin' singles' trip to thailand on the 8th of march to 13th of march. So more booze, cigarettes, women, cool shirts to come. I was kidding on the cigarettes part. And the women part. Argh shoot us.

neville neville

2007-02-15T01:46:00.000+08:00

Zomg, i saw tessa the sex machine. She is hot. Heniway, clubbing was fucked today because lots of lonely singaporeans wanted to get into zouk and phuture was full.

I need to play soccer soon, the desire is too over-powering. Muy cliente.

mars bars

2007-02-13T22:28:00.000+08:00

Guys with blogs are seriously gay. I feel gay, i think i should close down my cool blog very soon. Misconceptions about me being gay is beginning to eat me up. People, i am not gay, i am just a white boy, err, with a gay face. fuggg. Anyhows, please spare me from all the gay-ism. I need a girl, beah loong aka Wong McRon da cassanova who cheated on his girlfriend is indeed wise. I love him to bits, i am not gay. Girls, please consider me.

career ended

2007-02-10T21:32:00.000+08:00

Today i resigned because scruffy murphy think that they are fucking cute. Anna for one thinks i am McRon's pet, and i say fuck you and your fucked up faggot fiance you got there. Whatever i do, you always have something to say and screw me for. Dont give me no shit about being impartial, you are one mother fucking biased shit head. And pad pad pad, oh you black malaysian piece of cow dung, you got me really pissed today. Why dont you take your new born baby daughter head and shaft it up your rectum. You are one mother fucking chee bye face that i detest. Who the fuck do you think you are? You are but a small fucking manager in a small fucking pub called scruffy murphy. You earn peanuts but you act like you have the biggest set of nuts around, bossing people around and screwing people. Talk about productivity, i think my productivity level is much higher than yours. Ian crowhurst should just fire your black ass. Go fuck a cow or something.

I have nothing against the scruffy staffs but i know there is a handful that dont like me, but it's okay with me. You guys go on and live your happy lifes, you all have bright futures. hurr.

come around

2007-01-30T22:24:00.000+08:00

Please visit McRon's seKret blog at mc-nanimous.livejournal.com , he is a swinging single with lots of love to give. He has done me all the favours in the world and it is time i do something for him which is to advertise my fake brother.

A very big shout-out to you all gorgeous chicks out there, if you are.............

1) pleasant looking ( McRon is not big on looks but still try to be up there with his standard, he is MIXED for God's sake, yes, he is of mexican/scottish/chinese/portugese descent, he is godly.)

2) very boobilicious ( at least C, nothing less.)

3) good heart

4) dont smoke

5) no tattoos ( he might consider letting you tattoo his name on your ass-crack.)

6) great kisser ( McRon is a superb kisser himself, he expects nothing less from his spouse.)

7) not a big spender ( McRon is a miser.)

8) no bixsexuals please ( he hates lesbians, okay, only bungs, he likes pure hot lesbians though, he is an animal.)

9) loyal and non-cheating ( he has been cheated on 3 times in his miserable life, dont make it 4.)

10) suck up to ivan ( the last and most important factor for he will lead you to McRon's jungle)

PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 81001215 FOR AUDITIONS. I SAY CHEERS MATE:)

my sweet lil brother

2007-01-25T15:32:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, my fake brother broke up with his long time girlfriend, longest for his case. I shant point fingers at anybody becos if i do, i can be very crude. But oh wells, for my buddy's sake, i shall just shut my mouth. Still i feel that the person ought to be ashamed of herself. Okay that's the most i will go.

Cheers to more beer drinking sessions with chuan zai from now on. Girls oh girls, they are like diamond. Pretty to look at but hard to swallow, literally. Sage soh is indeed wise.........

//EDIT

I have changed my mind and decided to blast people. Firstly, all bungs should die, okay not all, i will let a few nice ones live. Secondly, it is not an excuse to like 2 people at a time and cheat on either one. Make a choice, girls fucking suck at that. Stop finding excuses and lies to cover up, you might not have the balls to admit your mistakes, but at least have a heart to do so. My oh my, becos of you, my brother is going to work full-time and he drinks beer every night to ease his pain. I thought you were a nice girl, but in the end, like all the other girls before, you just want to break the emo boy's heart. But rest assure, i will make sure he moves on like a flash for he is my buddy buddy. Sorry, just couldnt take it lying down.

of course i knew, i clearly knew

2007-01-20T00:57:00.000+08:00

If you have noticed from my last entry, i had 10 comments. 2 from myself, 3 from carrie fatshit and fugging 5 from McRon the lifeless bitch. It is clearly evident that he is really emo and need to stop ranting on his own secret blog ( you can ask me for the address) and also mine.

Master drift king soh is going to drive for the first time tmr. Suck on that. And apparently i type very formally, almost like a newspaper i say. To all the critics out there, go suck on yourselves. No actually, go suck on yourself, Maggi, -hair stands, vibrate with spasms, rolls eyes. Hearing people call you that gives me bad vibes ifyougetwhatimean. I had to force myself to call you that. Mcster is weird too. Guess i will just stick to the classic, chuan zai. So old school, i like.

honky tonky

2007-01-09T12:39:00.000+08:00

There's nothing to blog about but to satisfy my hungry readers out there (yes, reverse psychology) , i have decided to do what bloggers nowadays love doing. RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME-SELF, and again, i stress i love doing this to bits.

1) I squat on the toilet bowl when i shit and throw some tissue paper in first so that there would not be any decoil.

2) I altered my jeans 5 times due to my constant pursuit for perfection ( the jeans is still not perfect)

3) I always dream that i am a rock star, only this time round, McRon is the drummer and i am the lead singer.

4) The first website i always visit is soccernet.com

5) I love to stalk people using friendster. haw haw.

6) You can rubbish off all of the above becos there are no random facts about ivan, only fun facts, which is random facts. bahhhh. I dunch know what i am talking about.

an emo entry

2007-01-02T21:13:00.000+08:00

Ivan is cocky, full of himself and is a lazy pigfucker. He cannot take critisism and is very stubborn. He refuses to admit his mistake and always argue.

Chuan zai sure is right, a tyrant like me has sure met his challenge. For so long, i had everything my way and now, it is time i bootlick other people. Though this is seriously going against my very big ego, i am going to do it like a real man. Time to step up to the test, go go jiayouzx!

viva la raza mc-nanimous

2007-01-01T00:39:00.000+08:00

I am sure you folks out there have either heard about or seen for yourselves that the sister blog of stereofused.blogspot.com , mc-nanimous.blogspot.com has just terminated itself. The chairman, McRon aka the man with too much love to give, has decided that it was best way out. I am very perturbed by the fact that i have no more role model and all of sudden, i have lost all direction in life, i am so lost. Dont close down, i mittttt you. OH WELLS, I WILL CLOSE DOWN MY BLOODY BLOG TOO.

naw, just kidding, i love blogging. Go suck on yourself mc-nanimous, nobody cares since no one reads your blog except jeremy the old chef, you slimeball. Okay before mcron does his oh-so-typical-blast-ivan-back-in-his-big-pimply-face act, i have to stop. And yes, happy fucking new year.

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS ( love doing this to bits )

1. pass my driving test and learn to drift before mcron does

2. survive in tekong

3. acceptable A grades

4. visit thailand again

5. buy more cool polos

6. eat more tuh kar rice

7. cultivate a beer belly

8. earn more money

9. shoot the fucking chef at my work place

10. find a few good souls willing to countdown with me for 2008

Thank you very much, bye world:)

cleaner soh

2006-12-26T14:25:00.000+08:00

I never thought i would be able to use these words. Yes, i have been working these few days. It wasnt all that smooth sailing cos i get screwed almost everyday. Trainee soh has to pull up his smelly old socks. There is nothing to talk about work, lets talk about Christmas then. Christmas dinner at McRon's house was a blast as we fufilled our dreams of having an alco-pop night.

No, i wasnt lying.

twenty-fiveish

2006-12-20T18:01:00.000+08:00

Thailand was good. Nice and smoky city. Bargaining till saturation point where you just want to throw money in their faces when they quote you ridiculous prices. Booze and ladies everywhere, i love my booze yes. I am a boozer. Anyways, i would love to go back to thailand again, only this time, 0 days 8 nights.

suck on that people, dont figure.

life is seriously a bitch

2006-12-13T18:36:00.000+08:00

Firstly, i expected a oh-so-fugging hawt eurasian but i got "shio bazzzz" instead. And just today, i fail my mofo-fugging basic theory test which i practically know everything. What's worse is that halfway through soccer, it rained. Fuck the world. I am a hateful person, i hate everybody and tmr, i am escaping to the land of smiles. woofoo doofus i say.

Heard that the crew on Tiger airways speak hokkien, i am very excited. I might just ask them to suck on theirs:)

life's a bitch

2006-12-12T14:49:00.000+08:00

DAY ONE:

I am at home, going to scruffys later for training.

DAY TWO:

I am at home, going for my basic theory test later.

DAY THREE:

I am at home, going airport later. My flight is at 2.55pm.

DAY FOUR:

I am at bangkok, buying really cool shirts and shoes.

DAY FIVE:

I am at bangkok still, watching tiger show.

DAY SIX:

AH WELLS, go simulate my life you people. IT SUXORS.

DAY SEVEN, DAY EIGHT, DAY NINE, DAY TEN...............

ivan teabag signing off-

target found

2006-12-08T17:58:00.000+08:00

Starting work at scruffys murphy soon, very sweet. Looks like i have been receiving raving comments on my nicely waxed/gelled hair which i spent 987921321 hours styling and profiling. I wasnt born with great hair like McRon. Nicely curled, not too much, not too little, just right there. People say his fringe is his greatest attribute, i beg to differ. I say it's his face.

McRon says he is going to form a band soon and sing live at Indochine. I fully support him and i will be his manager. Oh wells, all this hype about McRon. Boring. Soccer is a yes yes soon since han ge ge is back from his trip to Bali and i say if he tries to cancel any sessions due to his niggling injuries, i will banish him to the bench. Captain soh's orders.

zomg, i am godly

2006-12-01T21:50:00.000+08:00

These past days has been a whirl, i dont remember which day is which cos all of them seemed the same to me. Maybe becos i have been doing the same old stuff over and over again.

Fast forward to prom which was not worth commenting on except i saw some really pretty people and some not so pretty ones. Dang, the worse thing is that i am classified in neither catergories becos i belong to another league called the invisibles. The food was probably my only solace as flashes of cameras went about. And yes, i was asked to help take photographs and not to be photographed. I think i have accquired great photography skills after much training yesterday. bah bah rah rah. Rest of the time was spent girl-watching and stoning. I suck. I know that. BB knows it too. Post prom was much more fun as we pumped our way to greatness. Call to greatness i say. To all the people who enjoyed prom, godspeed to your future endeavours and may you guys have more enjoyable proms to come. Let me be the waiter. I love banquets.

BBBBB

2006-11-22T22:39:00.000+08:00

right. so if you dont get the title of my entry, please kindly refer to mc-nanimous.blogspot for reference. A big thank you to all who participated in BBBBB which was a blast, haw haw. But on a serious note, thankful that there are still people who remembered although i dont make it a point to remember others'. No fuss.

Above all, my good ol' friend, McRon does it again by making this year's BBBBB bearable.

which finger did you use?

2006-11-16T21:17:00.000+08:00

lumdeedums. My A levels are not over, so this is not a joyous entry. Chemistry mcq to ensure myself a C grade. Anyways, A levels came and went( soon), i felt like i havent give my best cos maybe i wasnt motivated by anything. McRon didnt looked down on me this time round like how he did during the Os, all becos i couldnt make it to a jc during the first 3 months. He is really a good friend, a friend that stabs you in the front. <3 him to bits. Hope we will be school mates for the third time in NUS and we would bag a hat trick then. woofoo doofus!

For all the people who have not finish your exams, i promise not to celebrate in your faces after my paper tmr:) I love you all, my friendSSSS out there. \m/

we are all screwed

2006-11-13T13:46:00.000+08:00

fuck electrochemistry. My bloody school notes and teachers caused my fucking first question of electrochem wrong. WTF? Cant they just shut their mouths and let my use my secondary school method? I wouldnt have got such a fucking easy question wrong. Now my chemistry is screwed. I am screwed. I dont even know whether i can get a B anymore. I dont want to get a C. Paper 2 and MCQ is my only hope. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. angsty poo poo.

happy 20th sir fergie

2006-11-05T14:17:00.000+08:00

Man united was great last night. Considering a sluggish start to the premiership campaign, they are picking up speed and momentum. Nice one. Though ronaldo will get cocky from now on, thinking that he can score free-kicks from any position.

It is boring at home, studying and getting ready for doom day 7,8,9. Not very good i say. I have no encounters with mr ga zua or mrs bi fu. Life really sucks for me. It is going to be suckier after my exams. People seem to have lots of activities lined up after their exams, i dont. The most i will just play fifa 07 till i enlist in army. Sweet plans:) Maybe go to esplanade and drink beer by the river myself. All i am missing is a laptop where i can sign online and tell people i am drunk. But HEY, i dont have anybody that i can talk to online. Sweet plan yet again:):) Or i could go work. OOOOOO, i lurve to work. I will meet sooo many people. They are all going to be my friends. Okay, i hate myself. i should fuck off and die.

big yellow taxi

2006-10-24T20:35:00.000+08:00

killing brain cells, gorging buffet dinner, shoulder brushing experience with billionaires, pooling howlers, mini K-boxing, being geisha-ish and clownish, wolfing down on tuh karr rice.

This summed up my 2 days. I see that this is the new style of blogging. Saves time and space. very good and very sweet. All the bb-s must be proud.

the real sexx

2006-10-21T01:24:00.000+08:00

Tall models and me being short yes. It has all being talked and discussed and debated about on mc-nanimous.blogspot.com. Kindly refer to that site for more info. I suck. I should just pop calcium pills or something. I still harbour a tinge of hope that i might still grow in army. Yes, you tell McRon that and he ll blast you in your face, no questions asked. But me aint no giving up, me is going to strive to be a taller man. Not just ryan the short fart in McRon's imaginary OC world( by the way, McRon is Sethy(so he claims) and his girlfriend which is my da sao is Summer. I havent found my coop yet.) Oh wells, i dont want to be a short and buffed man. Girls seem to be growing taller these days or maybe i am shrinking. bah pffftttt woots. HAW HAW.

signing off,
THE REAL SEXX __

the man

2006-10-18T22:19:00.000+08:00

The ang moh 'infernal affairs' was a blast. The gun shots to the head and watching the blood splurt out like tomato juice was nothing short of fun. The chick in the show was hot and when she took off her pants, i also followed suit. Yanny sheng birthday today and we treated him to seoul garden. Highlight of the day was seeing how Terence unleash the hainanese eating machine in him. STUDY.

serial dater

2006-10-16T00:29:00.000+08:00

Right. So friday was graduation day and i almost couldnt make it to the ceremony becos i was "barred" due to my absence from school for more than 3 days without MC. Luckily smart me came up with a bulletproof excuse which i shall not disclose. Anyway, the ceremony was negligible. Cameras was flashing everywhere in school and felt like red carpet for a while as the girls wanted photos with you. But being a plain joe, the fame was short-lived as they scattered off after you posed as their models. The world is indeed a beauty contest. haw haw. Check out my lovely classmates. (excluding the one in the last picture)

Saturday and Sunday was both spent studying. I went to bark's cafe at changi road for dinner just now and i saw the prettiest waitress i have ever seen in my entire life. She is so pretty and her voice is so schweet i say. I wish she could just stand there and keep taking my orders forever, refilling my jug, my father and mother's jugs, okay preferably my jug only, and asking me if she could clear my plates. I wanted to tell her that she could clear me as well and take me home. DANGS. HOLY CRIKES SNAKES BEARS. It makes me want to work at bark's cafe.

good ol' xxx

2006-10-10T14:09:00.000+08:00

I think McRon's gonna surpass me in our mini race in you know what. He smell of good ol' xxx recently, i think he is da god. Hes godly, hes pawning, owning and good-gaming all of us. I am a free frag.

My entry has no meaning at all whatsoever. Nobody reads it anyways. Ivan loves to entertain himself. Hes self delusional. He suffers from sichzoemaewakw, however you spelt that condition. His brain is really made of shit and i think he should ferk off and die. Okay! I think i need more friends and it might contradicting the entry i wrote before but when a man needs more friends, he needs more friends. Why? i have absolutely no idea.

hazy haze

2006-10-07T20:42:00.001+08:00

The haze is really hazy and it's too hazy for my liking, though i want it to be really hazy for the rest of the week cos i dont want to go to school. Went studying with the tennis god today. No comments cos when it comes to studying, dont harp on the topic cos it's getting really sensitive at this period. Without knowing, you might be called a competitive bastard, closet mugger, selfish biatch ecetera ecetera. I gannnnnn scared.

On to another topic, i saw this really ugly couple making out on the bus. The guy thought he was a sex god and kept making out with his ugly sex slave in public. But cool me did not give them the attention they wanted. I slept throughout the journey. Okay it wasnt such an interesting topic but nothing interesting ever happens in my life. So yeah, this is the most interesting yet.

my fat friend

2006-10-05T14:32:00.000+08:00

Yup. You got it right there. The fat one is circled in red. She asked for an entry about her so here goes. I have a classmate called Chua Carrie. She claims that she has no chinese name and wants to act ang moh. She is very fat as you can see from my entry title and for solid evidence, you can check out her one tonne each arms and her multiple tyres round her waist. I shall not divulge her weight but yes, she is above 60 kg.

Okay. On a good note, she is my good fat friend. Thank you, fat shit, for being a good friend. I promise to help you lose weight so that you can fit into your ugly prom dress:)))

(Please dont whine to me and ask me to delete this. You asked for it) HAW HAW.

some serious fo' sheazy

2006-10-01T20:50:00.000+08:00

I am going to blast McRon on my blog today since i promised him so. He is going to pang seh me for his chick tmr and leave me to study alone. Some serious shit i say cos since i once pang sehed him for *****, it's like some deja vu now. KARMA i say. And bros before the hoes you say? I say you take tt and shine it up real nice and shaft it up your ass sideways. now suck on THAT, mofo. \m/

P.S. it may seem i hate McRon to the bones but trust me, the above all are just a gimmick. Oh wells, McRon still suxors.

david and goliath

2006-09-26T23:12:00.000+08:00

Lets talk about pool today. My career had been nothing short of ordinary ever since i embarked on my personal san miguel asian tour. haw haw. I was the best amongst my friends. Always up there and the only person in my social dot tt could give me a run for my money or even better me was McRon. Ever since he shifted to his present house, he has been drilling himself in harsh conditions at his personal pool table and his $400 cue for hours and his accuracy is in tip-top condition i say. I used to edge out over him and out smart him but i guess he is getting smarter, tt bugger. oh wells. i have to admit, YOU ARE THE POOL GOD, MCRON. i give it to you. Till i resume my intensive training and regain my form and sharpness, you are one league above me. salutee'

london bridges wanta go down

2006-09-24T21:26:00.000+08:00

Family day with my parents at parkway. Walked walked and walked. I think my mom and dad hates going out with me cos i spent their money like water. My dad claims that he trembles whenever i follow them out. But i dont spent tt much money, do i? Okay maybe i did. I just bought a Esprit shirt and some other thing. ThingS. School tmr. Results back? omfg omfg omfg OMFG. not interested.

Talking about social circles, as McRon was saying. I think that there are bound to be some conflict within cliques where somebody is left out somehow or anyhow. They claim to be the bestest group of buddies but when in times of trouble, nobody gives a shit fuck about you. Life goes on for them and you take all the shit wondering where are those who claimed to be your blood bruthas. That's when you see who's your bestest pal. Cliques? There ll always be cliques, but best pal, only one. So people, please dont lie to yourself and tell yourself that you have lots of best friends. Happy befriending:)

you want what you cant have.

2006-09-19T00:28:00.000+08:00

2 more days. Exams have never felt this long before. I am losing steam already, my brain is not working anymore. Maths paper 2 was fucked today. Like seriously, there goes my maths. Practise so much for shit use. In the end, it still comes to nothing and i am left there wondering if i am fucking dumb or what.

Moving on to issues tt are far less depressing. I am going clubbing on wednesday. Although my good friend, Wong McRon has address this issue many times before, i am still going at it. Clubbing is weird. Weird in a sense tt you know you are not going to have fun but still you want to be there, in the midst of all the music, hot grinding(which you are not a part of) and getting all high on shots(usually we cannot afford them). You want to feel pumped up, soak up in the partying atmosphere. Look at hot chicks and then look at yourself in the mirror, wondering if they ll even take a glance at you. At the end of all the drama, you ll go home in a cab drenched with perspiration, thinking, 'what a great night out!'. Okay i am lying about the thinking part. I wonder all the time, who has the most fun when clubbing? I really want to have fun but i dont know how to. Neither does mcron, tts for sure. Oh wells, guess we just have to suck on tt for the time being.

I just realised all the rattlings above is as depressing as the one before it. ogay subtle subtle about it yea?

panic! at my disco

2006-09-17T01:52:00.000+08:00

study study study. Dangs my shirt is too short. Bloody hell, i vow to get it into tip-top condition. Anyways, i met my long lost friend, natalie zheng today. Haw haw, and she havent changed one bit. Okay except that she is wearing braces now. Study hard for your chinese and maths and econs paper, ah zheng. 1 percentile for chinese this time. Anyways, MAN U vs arsenal. Chelsea vs liverpool. big big fixtures up ahead. How am i going to concentrate on doing maths? pang sai.

________________________________________

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend, is the city I live in, the city of angel
Lonely as I am, together we cry
I drive on her streets 'cause she's my companion
I walk through her hills 'cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy
I never worry now that is a lie
I don't ever want to feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way
It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe that I'm all alone
At least I have her love, the city she loves me
Lonely as I am, together we cry

better with you

2006-09-14T22:06:00.000+08:00

indie/alternative/acoustic is really my thang. Prelims started and it's not going well at all. You can probably tell becos i am writing an entry instead of studying really really hard like what mcron is doing now. Okays. I realised i have no material or thoughts or whatsoever to conjure up an entry. honky tonky bah bah rah rah. oh oh. Before i go, i saw this really really hot sn girl on friendster. My gahh. Hottest stuff there ever was. You are my greatest fantasy, AG.

p.s. just wanted to try writing some secret entry just so i can use it in the future to write to mcron.

PSST, i really really love you JT. Please love me back:)

jafar

2006-09-12T13:57:00.000+08:00

Tmr ll be the start of my prelims and as many people would say, they are not prepared, they ll fail and they have given up hope. I rather say i would do my best even though i ve not studied hard for it. This september break has been a bore. Like all holidays. I am not looking forward to after prelims or even after the big As, cos it gets boring after a week or so. You find tt the number of friends to go out with diminishing. Okay not like i have a lot to start with. So let me see, after the prelims, i ll play soccer and play soccer and play soccer. I prefer to say football, cos soccer is an american term and they know shite about the beautiful game itself, it's almost like degrading the sport.

The bottom half of my post shall be dedicated to the crocodile hunter, Stephen Robert Irwin. I admit i never thought much about him but i still knew who he was and what he did. Always thought tt he was a nutjob running around playing with weird creatures. But tt was before. I changed my perspective towards him after i watched his tribute videos. What i admired about him was not his love for animals or him being a really great conservationist. It was his passion in doing what he loved and at the same time, being a really great father to both his children. He was a great family man. I wish his family well and to be strong. The world has just lost another great man.

'It's my job, my mission, the reason i am put on this planet, is to conserve wildlife' -steve irwin

little red house

2006-09-10T02:33:00.000+08:00

Dear diary,

I went for m. wong birthday party bash last night at east coast park. Brings back really fond memories when we both participated in the osim triathlon. We were the waterboys and hell it was fun distributing water to the runners. Elite runners, hot mamas, shouting of 'wader? iso up ahead!' and hosing the runners were great fun. Okay, cheap thrill. Anyways, too much digressing, on to talk about the biggest birthday party of the year. Seafood at little red house with his folks. Beers and hangover. Erm, hangover part was a lie. We were born to drink booze, enjoy women and fast cars. \m/ suck on that.

mr.jones

2006-09-08T14:35:00.000+08:00

This was exactly a year ago. How time flies i say. Chuan zai has really blossomed into a really handsome man with me not far behind. Oh wells, on a serious note, this friendship has scaled to greater heights. I wonder if 20 years down the road, i would still be taking swipes at chuan zai, being his greatest audience, laughing at his alien head, admiring his sexy back and stuff. yannoe? get the drift? haw haw.

Now, i am a man of few words as only chuan zai ll know, but i just want say that without chuan zai, things would be so much different in my mundane + stagnant life. He is my multimedia juke box. All and all, i just want chuan zai to know that he is my greatest pal and if he manages to have sex with a girl before i do, i ll be happy for him:)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SETH

-lots of love, ryan.

DIA NOODLES TOODLES

2006-09-07T23:23:00.000+08:00

hello ivan. this is your brother from another mother writing an entry with a high gantry for you. can you tell me whats up with being a she-male? ogay subtle subtle. i heard you are in love and going clubbing tonight. wow that is something for me to suck on at. sooner or later we would be looking back on our sad singlehood. we'd act like we know whats happening. someday you might talk while someday i might listen. ahey that is almost like swimming on top of a bull ray! vans your horoscope says that you will find a girlfriend in december. yup you got it right, 2 decembers from now. suck on that.

out of my head

2006-09-07T14:34:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I feel
Like I am drunk behind the wheel
The wheel of prosperity
However it may roll
Give it a spin
See if you can somehow factor in
You know there's always more than one way
To say exactly what you mean to say
Was I out of my head?
Was I out of my mind?

-fastball

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Dear diary,

My day has not end and i already know what is going to happen for the rest of it. SHITE. No soccer, no going out(this part is a little off becos i dont have anybody to go out with cept MC), no epl for yet another week and no girlfriend for another 3 years. oh wells. what is there in my life? i hope i ll find out one day. For now, i will cross my fingers and hope that things ll go my way.

sauteed

2006-09-07T02:26:00.000+08:00

dear diary,

today is my dad's birthday. Happy burstday den the potato. i love you always and always. you are the coolest dad though pretty naggy at times. but still love you all the same. hope that you will prosper for years to come. long live DADDY :)

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Tmr is yet another boring day. waba waba fetch.

start

2006-09-07T02:12:00.000+08:00

This is like deja vu. 2 years ago, around this period i was a struggling secondary 4 student with 3 months left to his Os. Now, i am still struggling except that i've been promoted to JC 2 now. As is around the corners. Prelims is at the corner. I want to relax one corner. Holy freaking snakes.

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anyways, quote of the day is - A lonely man is a desperate man -